The Lunch Tapes · a launch in three acts for self-driving account management
Fifty careers. One account system.
We bought lunch for the people who ran accounts when a handshake held a $40M piece of business. We recorded every word, paid every one of them, and taught a system to watch your client book the way they would.
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Twenty Whit-isms, ten tall tales, three ex-wives in one bridge club, and a bar cart named Gerald.
The program
Fifty veterans, $1,500 a lunch, 3% of revenue shared for three years, voice cloning off by default.
The product
An account function that watches every relationship, flags trouble early, drafts the hard emails and coaches the team.
The regulars
Morning Pour, Pitch Me Like It's 1962, Whit Wisdom, Corner Office Odds and a mainframe in Room 1969.
The waitlist · Self-driving account management
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Pilots open to agencies in small batches. Tell us how many accounts you run and which ones keep you up at night.
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